On behalf of the Field Service Representatives at Nashville Electric Service, and Field Service Representatives everywhere, please consider the following suggestion….
If you own a home, or are building a home, with a bathroom window, please be sure to cover this window when the bathroom is in use – even if said bathroom is facing a private sector of your yard. Remember, your local FSR must sometimes obtain access to those areas of your yard that usually go unintruded by others, and your FSR would prefer to avoid any embarrassing episode or gag inducing incident. After all, it is quite uncomfortable enough to suddenly encounter another human being sitting on the john, but -as I discovered today – this distress is greatly expanded when the look on this person’s face strongly suggests that their diet is in serious need of some fiber. Plus, to add insult to injury, all the hard work he had put in to this point was lost from the surprise of seeing another man suddenly outside his bathroom window. So please, cover your bathroom windows. Thank you.
A Way of Being Human 
Hilarious! Thankfully, we have no bathroom windows!
Very funny, but typical, story coming from you. How have you been, I haven’t heard from you in a while. Shoot me an e-mail so we can catch up.
Kevin,
Long time, no see!!! Hopefully your e-mail is the same as it was a few years ago. If you don’t hear from me in a couple of days, send me one at brianmclain33@gmail.com.